If you enjoy being on your feet, and meeting new people everyday, this could be An exciting, and rewarding career choice.
Depending on the route you go, you’ll have to be very charismatic, and or be very passionate about singing and dancing.
We hope to have you join our team!
Level 1: Office Telegramming
To see if you have what it takes to get into the real stuff, you’ll be notifying the office staff. Mostly for break reminders,
and that a job has been done successfully, or in the rare case unsuccessfully. You’ll also be doing some light cleaning,
running out for coffee, and lunch errands.
Wage 10/Hr
Mon – Fri
9AM – 5PM
Reach Level 2 Fitness Skill
Reach Level 2 Charisma Skill
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Branch 1: Telegramming
Do you Hate being in a stuffy office? Do you enjoy a nice walk in the sun? How about doing it everyday?
you can enjoy your days, and meet some interesting people along the way.
it’ll be up to you to deliver messages urgently to the people intended, however important.
Level 2: Day to Day Telegramming
Just business as usual, nothing overly interesting really. just people needing to get some messages across.
Wage 15/Hr
Mon – Fri
9PM – 5AM
Reach Level 3 Fitness Skill
Reach Level 3 Charisma Skill
Level 3: Business Telegramming
Now you get to go into the nice new office buildings! deliver some important business memos,
things that are too important to say over the phone apparently.
Wage 20/Hr
Mon – Fri
9AM – 5PM
Reach Level 4 Charisma Skill
Reach Level 4 Fitness Skill
Level 4: Break up Telegramming
Well… This is pretty heartbreaking, Having to break other peoples hearts, because,
the now ex’s didn’t have the stones to do it themselves.
Wage 25/Hr
Mon – Fri
9AM – 5PM
Reach Level 6 Fitness Skill
Achieve Level 6 Charisma Skill
Level 5: Wedding RSVP Telegramming
Some Happy moments, but a lot of back and forth here. Its all worth it to see all those excited faces though,
sometimes you even get to hear some heartfelt stories from grannies.
Wage 35/Hr
Mon – Fri
9AM – 5PM
Reach Level 8 Charisma Skill
Reach Level 8 Fitness Skill
Level 6: Birth of Child Telegramming
One of the most Joyous occasions a baby coming into the world, You get to notify All those happy aunties and uncles,
extended family, and weirdos that need to have their face rubbed into a happy marriage…
Along with those dads that never actually knew about it. There’s been some pretty angry wives though.
Wage 45/Hr
Mon – Fri
9AM – 5PM
Max Fitness Skill
Max Charisma Skill
Level 7: Injury and Death Telegramming
Saved the best for last. Only the most skilled has the right amount of compassion, and strength,
to go to someone and tell them that someone they love has passed on. You’re doing more than just getting a message across,
sometimes you need to be there for them. And tell them it’ll be okay.
Wage 55/Hr
Mon – Fri
9AM – 5PM
Branch 2: Singing Telegramming
Do you just love to sing? Did your singing career not work out? Well, a new opportunity arises,
you can sing till your hearts content, being a singing telegramming. There is a number of different avenues in this career,
do you have the skills it takes to get to the top?
Level 2: Birthday Singing Telegramming
Hope you got all the variations of happy birthday down, because you’re going to be singing it… A LOT.
Wage 15/Hr
Mon – Fri
9PM – 5AM
Reach Level 3 Fitness Skill
Reach Level 3 Charisma Skill
Reach Level 3 Singing Skill
Level 3: Holiday Singing Telegramming
So many holidays, but not a lot actually have songs, besides Christmas. Still its a nice gesture.
Wage 20/Hr
Mon – Fri
9AM – 5PM
Reach Level 4 Charisma Skill
Reach Level 4 Fitness Skill
Reach Level 4 Singing Skill
Level 4: Anniversary Singing Telegramming
If there is a special day to remember you’ve got it covered! Its mostly ordered for the wives for an anniversary,
just to remind them how special their love has been. So sweet.
Wage 25/Hr
Mon – Fri
9AM – 5PM
Reach Level 6 Fitness Skill
Achieve Level 6 Charisma Skill
Reach Level 5 Singing Skill
Level 5:Love Singing Telegramming
When you just HAVE to confess your love to someone, why not a singing telegram?
So others can witness their unrequited feelings. Or occasionally you get to see the beginning of love really blossom.
Wage 35/Hr
Mon – Fri
9AM – 5PM
Reach Level 8 Charisma Skill
Reach Level 8 Fitness Skill
Reach Level 6 Singing Skill
Level 6: Drama Singing Telegramming
When you need to show the world, or the office building how your significant other is cheating on you.
A singing telegram is definitely of of the best ways to do that. Its right up there with getting a billboard,
bringing your family, and friends to catch the “event” in action.
Wage 45/Hr
Mon – Fri
9AM – 5PM
Max Fitness Skill
Max Charisma Skill
Max Singing Skill
Level 7: Celebrity Impersonator Singing Telegramming
Now you can do everything you did before, but also dress up as a celebrity. Which definitely makes it more fun!
For you and for every one else. The most popular celebrities are Marion Davies, Clara Bow and Charles Chaplin.
Wage 55/Hr
Mon – Fri
9AM – 5PM
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