SLACKER CAREER at MIDNITETECH’S SIMBLR

This is the infamous Slacker career from Freetime/TS2 reproduced for TS4! There are ten levels:

1. Golf Caddy
Spending your sunny days carrying someone else’s clubs for a round of 18 – what could be easier? Early morning tee times call for early work hours, but it’s a terrific opportunity to schmooze with the wealthy at the local country club.

2. Convenience Store Clerk
The customers are considerably less wealthy than those in your last job, but there is plenty of free soda pop and candy bars – not a bad trade. Besides, all your friends can hang out at the store late in the evening and read the comics while you pretend to work.

3. Life Guard
Back in the sunshine again! Like, remember to be all like hip and stuff and work on your charisma. Be sure to load up on sunscreen too!

4. Record Store Clerk
Nothin’ but tunes all day long, man… While you’ll need to boost your charisma to maintain this cushy job, there’s no easier way to get paid to listen to your favorite music all day long.

5. Party D.J.
Those contacts you made at the record store certainly paid off – now you’re spinning tunes at the best parties in town. Late nights and lots of mechanical skills are needed to keep those turn tables spinnin’.

6. Projectionist
Show the finished product to the world, press a button here and there, and presto! – you’re not working very hard for that tidy little paycheck, are you? Good thing you’re a night owl.

7. Video Editor
The best part of your job? Seeing all the blunders those mega-stars make when filming. Making them look good can help to earn you friends, though you’ll want to concentrate on making plenty of them yourself – never hurts to know the right people when you’re looking to just be comfortable.

8. Freelance Photographer
That time in the editing room taught you well – you know how to get a good shot the first time around. Go everywhere, see everything, take gorgeous pics on someone else’s dime, and look good doing it. It’s a free-and-easy way to live, but requires lots of travel, as well as the connections to finance it.

9. Personal Tour Guide
The best part about knowing so many people is that you get to use that knowledge to earn your keep. Point out all the best places to newcomers and keep your friends connected to all the great places you visited when you were a lowly photographer. Those who learn the most from you learn to love you best, and may eventually invite into their inner circle.

10. Professional Party Guest
This is it, the ultimate lap of luxury, at no cost to you! Living the good life, partying and living at someone else’s house, surrounded by more artificial friends than the best politicians in town. Enjoy it while you can…